🎶 They’re making a list, probably not checking it twice, that’s how they decide who gets deported by ICE. My government is turning fascist!

In the U.S., RFK has promised to personally consume every dead bird he finds on the side of the road.

Apparently many Americans thought if we just created a Lex Luther, then we’d obviously get a Superman right after.

They don’t gotta burn the books, they just remove 'em.

*Liquify

Not in this economy!

Well, at least they solved the body rust problem.

Considering RFK’s obvious stupidity, I’m guessing you mean ist started as a suppository.