I gotta say, I don’t think I can trust any candidate that takes money from this guy

Can’t wait for it to be something like

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Must be hung over

It’s truly amazing that every time I read a headline that makes it sound like these people are doing something even remotely beneficial, additional context shows that they’re actually preparing for something even worse.

The U.S. Department of Justice said it is investigating whether the law infringes on First Amendment religious protections.

Let the boy have them

Sounds like a great day for mass protests

Best headline photo they could have picked

Sorry man administrative error we gotta start shooting them now

Smells like compliance

second?

Who the fuck was the first?

This might be both one of the funniest and saddest things I’ve read since the last time I read about Trump in the news.

I hear El Salvador warms up this time of year

When they catch the thief they’ll take them out back and shoot them

Like a dog.

This just in: DOGE Whistleblower dead from undiagnosed peanut allergy

Tike to start joking about using violence against politicians i guess

The medicine is thalidomide

Silly paramedics everyone knows helping brown people is against international law

God damnit i forgot about that and spent the day writing bad code

I did the thing because I wanted to learn more about my ancestry and not only was it ridiculously expensive I didn’t even learn anything about my ancestry.

My grandmother did one through Ancestry a few years back and found out her father wasn’t actually her father