Oh look, Apple. The bad guys do use your shit.

Also pretty fun coincidence that the northern one is the only one with actual bears.

Is voting in the US not anonymous?

Hmmm. And the poor have gotten poorer?

Almost sounds like theft.

He’s slinging his gob with all the hubris of a man that thinks his neck cannot be chopped or roped.

Ooooh youre not wrong!

Urgh!

Roald Dahl had a point about that in The Twits. That people that thinks wicked thoughts eventually start to show the effects of holding that in your head. But then, he just didn’t like people with beards, amongst others.

Do you ever want to pipe up in a group conversation with something you think might solve the topic of discussion, or has an interesting insight, then someone says something before you can barge in that essentially blows your point out the water and you’re so glad you kept your mouth shut for a minute longer?
This people seem to lack that shame.

She has the same look on her face as him. They’re either related or there’s like a carbon monoxide leak at their house.

Thick and thieves

Perhaps a problem is that nobody is surprised anymore.

If you dont jump when a loud noise goes off anymore, you might not get out of the way of what makes it.

Maybe fake it til you make it. Act shocked about it and tell coworkers that you’re terrified.

Or just read one of the forefathers’ diaries, see if they managed to articulate the tipping point that began the slope towards revolution and attempt to replicate it?

(I’m speaking generally about this situation, I’m not an american either)

The other 60 are either divorced or widowers.

Donating a life-saving amount of blood fromt the side of his throat?

Can’t even enjoy a nice meal without Hitler being at the next table.

Is that a number 7?

Excuse my life, but what the fuck is a Catholic hospital?

“Welcome good sirs to my church of the Bristol Stool Chart!”