People disappear into the swamp around those parts…

Should I invest in flavor-aid, or will Trump shill his own product?

AI causes me to have more work because other people throw AI info at me and I have to verify it.

“…well I wonder where the Louisiana [ICE] went to… You can sure get lost in a Louisiana bayou.”

Having to take care of a pet and find use for unlimited TP sounds like cruel and unusual punishment. We should remove both stipulations.

Ill health to avoid court Fit to hold office

Pick one or fewer.

Charlie’s wife didn’t even wait for the body to cool before she was on that next grift. Are we sure she didn’t put a hit out on him?

He threw an object in hostility at a (supposed) federal employee, which could be assault. Jury said no, because they can.

West Taiwan. Because The Great Ruling Party said so.

What, west Virginia run out? Did all those coal miners that rejected any job change stop digging? If they ran out, I’m sure that would be national news…

Any article that asks a yes/no question is always ‘no.’

We’d be in big trouble if he ever figured out he could pay them directly… But that would be spending his own money and we all know a Trump never pays their debts.

Send the Illinois National guard to repel the Texas national guard.

State’s rights, right Texas?

Hope for the first option, no complaints for the second.

Funny how the government seemed to work fine with no shutdown during Biden’s presidential tenure.

Trump will just pay them out of his own pocket.

Nope, couldn’t say it with a straight face.

8k is going to be for things like billboards, movies, and jumbotron-scale applications.

High speed mineral deposits?

Starlink has no answer to dark fiber.

Man, the “issues” that live rent-free in their heads…