Yeah like I can’t say it’s not a conspiracy theory (that I agree with) but marking it is still very… bold?

MomCorp was taken!

I love the jank message summaries

I got one the other day that summarized a message from my 75 year old mom as a conspiracy theory. I can’t imagine having the confidence to mark a clients message as a conspiracy theory even if it 100% was.

Here’s the summary:

Conspiracy theory about government agencies being privatized for profit.

Original text:

They would turned it into a private owned so they can profit from it. That’s why they changing all the government agencies and turn it into profitable businesses for them. See how all the big corporations are lined up with trump.

Just a heads up that beating your boss will leave a bruise but go ahead and do it anyways

My brother and dad are both pastry chefs. Since the Great Recession they both claim to be recession indicators.

Anyways, with spring/summer coming they’re both saying how things feel off and their GMs are crunching on spending.

— Copy of my other comment from this thread

Word on the street is that if you don’t reply you’ll get fired.

My wife just got one and sent me this right after

Posted with her approval ofc

Word on the street is that if you don’t reply you’ll get fired.

My wife just got one and sent me this right after

Posted with her approval ofc

My wife just got one of those emails and it’s hilarious

This email has been received from outside of DOl - Use caution before clicking on links, opening attachments, or responding.

[EXTERNAL] What did you do last week?

Please reply to this email with approx 5 bullets of what you accomplished last week and cc your manager

Please do not send any classified information, links, or attachments

Deadline is this Monday at11:59pmEST.

I wonder if the next pope installed will be more conservative since that’s hot at the moment

I know a few Catholics in my family turned on the current pope at some point

Yeah this is just the wiki random button with a simplified TikTok gui.

Pretty much a useless site which is a shame since I was excited about it.