Fuck. I weep for the species.

Duh. Line MUST GO UP.

“This is just plain fuckin’ stupid. Your neighbor gets a dildo that plays ‘O Come, All Ye Faithful’ and you wanna get one too!”

That name sounds brown. Off to CECOT.

Witnesses in Boulder said the suspect, Mohammed Sabry Soliman, 45, yelled “Free Palestine” and used a makeshift flamethrower and incendiary devices.

Got yer propaganda wires crossed there, bud.

That is the absolute best use of that meme I’ve ever seen. Golf clap.

Source of this"report?" Don Jr upset the strong-case-for-more-chlorine-in-the-gene-pool wouldn’t share…?

You get turned on by some weird shit.

All according to the script. Raise curtain for Act II.

This is what it felt like, living from the early 2000s to the 2020s.

Mmmmm! That leaded flavor-aid is delicious!

I made comment about this exact quote the other day. If you HAVEN’T RECEIVED the filing, HOW DO YOU KNOW it contains inaccuracies!!! Precognition, or military grade bullshit…?

When you open a reply, there’s a bunch of icons. Hit the picture icon, and load away.

So long, and great name.

To a crypto bro? You’re right, that’s basically a refrigerator box in the alley!

No, see, they just relocated the dipstick. You can locate it just behind the steering wheel, right above the driver’s seat.

Counter point: how do you know they weren’t…?

They said Israel. You said Jews. You’re aware those are separate entities, yes? Or are you playing pedantic word games on purpose…?

Every. Single. One. Those kids are kids, not fetuses; alive, with hopes and dreams. In other words, completely fucking useless to the “pro life” people.

All according to plan.

“Have at you!”