“Hey guys it’s me, ya boy IceRaider, I’m here with another Snatch and Graaaaaaab. You know you love them, but first, a word from our sponsor Raid Shadow Legends”

“You can’t just say the airspace above Venezuela is closed”

“I didn’t say it, I declared it”

He needs to find out who Bubba is, because there’s like 7 people it could be.

It’s going to be serialised like that Abba movie where they don’t know who the dad is.

Can call it Bubba Mia

Okay, here’s a wild conspiracy theory I’ve just made up.

Epstein’s photo and video blackmail material has been lost/stolen/duplicated or otherwise out “in the wild”. Before someone data dumps that on the internet they want to make sure they can quickly squash it from being accessed and put their own rules in place to be able to heavily punish and shut down those who don’t quickly comply.

He was driven mad by by Trans mind control beamed into his ears over the 5G phone network. Like the soldiers in the Red Alert 2 intro.

These fucking slack jawed brainlets still haven’t come to terms with the fact that Kirk’s killer was one of their own.

They are testing the water. Seeing if NATO has any teeth or if it’s just going to “Strongly condemn” these actions

If they are such a threat then the FBI must have a big list of all the criminals and murders they have arrested, who were trans, that they have based this information on?

Surely…?

Why not to Utah? There’s been a noticeable uptick in crime there recently.

Got to get the narrative they want out into the media before anything comes to light that goes against it.

Get some mud in the water asap

Finally the chance for an inverse headline.

“AI is destroying the Millennial industry”

I imagine they have just coloured them in black with a paint roller. There won’t even be a margin.

Just one note, attached with a paperclip, written on a burger wrapper that says “there is no mention of me Donald J Trump in these documents”

So what? Kanye sold his 50% of the scam coin plus the 11% that saw it happening and tried to get out in time.

This is the lifecycle of all crypto.

So which one of those smaller networks just sent Trump a wodge of cash?

When they keep trying to force punishments on people who have nothing to loose they are only fostering the next Luigi.

Why? Incase he was smuggling more memes into the country stuffed up his ass?

Or they just found a buffer overflow bug on their border router/firewall. I can’t imagine Truth Social has a keen network engineering team keeping up to patching and vulnerabilities.

What always stuck me as odd with that attack on the Israeli’s was that the cops didn’t blast that guy full of holes the moment they got there. I always thought it was a very out of character show of restraint from the same cops that shoot black children out the window of their car if they see them with a stick in their hands.

I know it’s fucking mad to suggest such a thing, but was it a false flag attack? Intended to give some credence to future “antisemitism” measures like this?

“the best I can do is horse medicine”

Ah, written by ChatGPT then.