Chozo

This is what 2A is for. This is what Madison feared.

I hope they all suffocate in house fires.

I zi what you’re doing there, and no.

Takes one to know one, I guess?

For those who can’t easily see the full URL in their Lemmy client:

https://local12.com/news/nation-world/baby-woman-sentenced-brutal-killing-friends-nonverbal-toddler-autism-spectrum-disorder-autistic-child-iesha-harris-detroit-michigan-killed-harmoni-henderson-babysitting-babysitter-murder-murdered-abuse-guilty-plea-drugs-weed-smoking-cincinnati

Seems like a rather archaic SEO technique.

Reminds me of a certain somebody who got really into stimulants back in the 30s.

I want an emergency shutdown of Musk.

No, but it can make them hateful and alter their grasp on reality.

I think they mean “Ken ‘Indicted for state securities fraud’ Paxton”.

Yeah, Discord whales exist. Some people are REALLY proud of their profiles.

Sadly, the original skinhead punk scene is still around. Smaller, quieter, but still present.

FUCK OFF

Nah. You didn’t respect LandedGentry’s request to stfu. I won’t respect yours.

See? That’s how “doing to you what you are doing to me” works. Glad we could come full circle on that.

Them: “this doesn’t need to escalate further.”

You: [escalates further]

I’m considering cyropreservation, but only if I can figure out some organization that will do it AFTER all my donatable organs have been harvested to extend or improve lives.

Just curious, why would you consider cryopreservation after your organs are donated? I feel like you’d be a bit more difficult to bring back from the freezer if you’re missing organs. Or do you have another use-case in mind besides resurrection?

Nor did anyone need yours. And yours, specifically, has been requested to end. Politely, in fact.

I’m just doing to you what you are doing to me.

He’s telling you to stop stirring shit. You’re stirring shit. So… no, you’re not doing the same thing.

“Young Chinese women have small fingers,” the article reads, “and that has made them a valuable contributor to iPhone production because they are more nimble at installing screws and other miniature parts in the small device, supply chain experts said.”

This 100% reads like LLM output; it’s confidently wrong, isn’t using proper news copy syntax, and got weirdly vague as it trailed off (“the small device”).

NYT is publishing AI articles.

The pot calling the kettle black.

[…] fears mount that the Trump administration is failing to protect them from a rising tide of hostility.

It’s not a failure to protect. They’re not failing at their goals right now. Their goals just no longer align with your goals of [checks notes] living. Maybe you shouldn’t have handed over your power so freely, you fucking cowards.