If the article didn’t require accepting cookies to read it I would :D (just being snarky)

You think the forces that did this to us aren’t targeting your country? You’re in for some fun times ahead

Except…. The job seems to be fine with any other president. In matter of fact, until Trump I can’t think of the name of any other press secretaries. The fact that SOOOOOO much propaganda bull shit comes out of this administration we actually give a shit about the position should be telling enough.

This is a hundred percent fuck around and find out territory

Yea but it comes with all the other stuff in Gibsons books

Microsoft wants you to install Linux

I mean, we’ve been doing stuff there for decades… doesn’t even know what’s going on

If only someone in the govt hadn’t defunded the stuff from the CHIPs act. I bet when Trump finds that guy he’s gonna be fired! /s

This, moving chip production is basically telling China to invade

Haha ICE doesn’t care about background checks

Oh god can you imagine the horror of being a Charlie Kirk look alike? Like, you can’t fucking help it, it’s genetics- you’re not an asshole racist facist or anything either, just cursed to walk the earth looking like a giant fucking asshole, doomed

Dude looks like the love child of Charlie Kirk and his sister

They’ve tried multiple times, so far the Idaho Supreme Court has blocked them, but other times they’ve simply reversed the ballot passed initiative after it passes. Idaho Republicans are the fucking worst republicunts of all the cunts

I hope it’s not pleasant

In Nazi germany “let me see your papers” was very much a thing

Also, wear a poncho, protects a bit from chemical cams powder and is provides a better body profile disguise

Nice try Putin, I ain’t falling for that one again!

Umm, hold on let me hit ChatGPT up for that

Yea! God damn CIA is everywhere!