“He’s not THAT handsome.”

-Lead Prosecutor

I was paying attention.

It was not, in fact, that bad.

Is it reaaaalllly immoral if the kids just freakin’ love it though?

What goon-affiliated product will they be able to purchase with food stamps instead? Lee Greenwood Bibles? My Pillows?

I’m not stealing your car. I just need it for a while, to train my AI model.

Comma comma Dow doobie doo Dow down. Pickin’ stocks is hard toooooooo do.

I’m shocked it wasn’t $14.88, the My Pillow Rate.

“Gee, boss. Says here 87% of viewers were angry with the TV for spying on them.”

Can’t make money giving away expensive shit, dumbass https://media.tenor.com/tPLKdGTxM9gAAAAM/i-like-money-frito.gif

“Neat!” he said, with his remaining six teeth

The US Marshals were “just doing their job.”

https://store.steampowered.com/app/993090/Lossless_Scaling/

That’s kind of what this is for.

I bet the fella from Fiat played a mean fiddle while Tesla of North Rome burned.

Boofing Ivermectin should fix it right up, no?

ATC cuts are taking their toll on all flying craft.

Zombie Deer Disease: It’s Catching On!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO–klahoma is where Robert Morris did sex crimes 🎶

I do, in fact, dislike being fucked on the ass.

It lets us know the truth. It lets us knoooooow the truth.

Upvoted for truth.