

Republicans: “We need to police what’s taught in schools! Leftists shouldn’t have the right to teach whatever they like to our children! I don’t want my tax dollars being spent filling their heads with woke garbage!”
Republicans when a teacher gets suspended for teaching their views to children: “But muh freeze peach! I have the right to teach whatever I like to children!”


born too early to explore mars
born too late to own a house on earth
born just in time to finance a pizza from Domino’s


Extend (WSL)…
And “right wing” as defined by someone who calls anyone to the right of Bernie Sanders a fascist…