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minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up43·3 months agoWhat are they gonna do, kill him again?
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·3 months agoGotta make sure he stays in the ground and doesn’t rise again as a flesh hungry monster.
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 months agoThat’s an excellent point. You know if they need any help?
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minus-squareWahots@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoYou joke, but the Romans actually did that for extremely evil people that they worried might come back, Gannon-style. https://archive.ph/Astox In fact, they burned the body, slammed it with 41 nails, bent so nobody could get up, then sealed it with heavy bricks and mortar, highly unusual at the time (expensive) and buried far from town.
minus-squareredsand@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoBury him face down to be sure.
minus-squarefrongt@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up12·3 months agoIt’s not for him, it’s for all the performative Republicans that’ll be there.
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·3 months agoThe comedy option would be to pass them up in order to get him again though.
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minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·edit-23 months agoI laughed harder at this than I should admit.
What are they gonna do, kill him again?
Gotta make sure he stays in the ground and doesn’t rise again as a flesh hungry monster.
That’s an excellent point. You know if they need any help?
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They are notorious zombies.
You joke, but the Romans actually did that for extremely evil people that they worried might come back, Gannon-style.
https://archive.ph/Astox
In fact, they burned the body, slammed it with 41 nails, bent so nobody could get up, then sealed it with heavy bricks and mortar, highly unusual at the time (expensive) and buried far from town.
Bury him face down to be sure.
It’s not for him, it’s for all the performative Republicans that’ll be there.
The comedy option would be to pass them up in order to get him again though.
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I laughed harder at this than I should admit.