Showing up at the airport with my file cabinet full of old memes.

“Pedophilia is bad.”

“Alright, straight to jail with you!”

Didn’t the owner of the_donald try to close it down himself, only to be told by the admins that he couldn’t because it brought too much traffic to the site? Or am I thinking of that KotakuInAction sub?

The most important issue facing the world: Someone might be jerking off in the privacy of their own home.

But, cars have only been around for a bit over one century, and crash test dummies are a lot more recent than that.

I fucking hate the future, man.

I did not have sexual relations with that Clinton.

An extra 700 dollars on top of what they were already spending before.

They should have a zero-tolerance for making/distributing CSEM policy, but I guess not.

So, it’s true then; Hitler has only got one ball,

Göring has two but very small,

Himmler is rather sim’lar,

But poor old Goebbels has no balls at all.

Cartoonishly evil. How are these people real?

On X, they’re all just saying this is happening because of trans people.

My household and I weren’t able to eat at a restaurant since before COVID hit, even fast food had jacked their prices up too high. That’s only just now starting to change because we’ve left the US.

Fork found in kitchen.

The democrats moved my coffee table slightly to the left just so I’d trip.

Father I cannot click the book.

Well, children might get the idea that it’s okay to slingshot birds at pigs if they’re allowed to download apps!

I don’t want to meet it.

My mom used to be a substitute teacher, and when she told me the new way kids get “taught” to read I had to look it up for myself, because I was like “You’ve got to be joking.” I couldn’t believe it was real and that a large contingent of people actually thought it was a good idea.

You’ve deleted a lot of comments for someone who doesn’t want to hide anything.